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Sunday, April 13, 2008

latest SMS JOkes

1. Potato, Tomato, Carrot, Brinjal, Cauliflower, Cucumber, Beans, Apple, Banana!!
Are yaar, kya dekh rahe ho? Pure veg message hai, Aaram se forward karo!!

2. English Teacher: Make a sentence using "Neither-Nor"
Naughty Student: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, "NEiTHER" are they comfortable, "NOR" are we!

3. Dil armano se houseful hai Dil armano se houseful hai,
Poore honge ya nahi yeh doubtful hai, Is duniya mein har cheez wonderful hai, Per zindgi aap jaise logo se hi beautiful hai.

4. 5 lovely words - i will top my class 4 pleasant words - I will work hard 3 sweet words - i luv studying 2 special words - my books 1 important word - LATER

5. Socha ttha har modh par tumhara saath denge, Socha ttha har modh par tumhara saath denge, Par kya kare kambakhat sadak hi sidhi nikli

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