Santa Banta Jokes

1.Mrs. Banta (Preeto) was in the habit of having long conversation on the telephone, sometimes going on over two hours at a time.
One day she hung up just after 20 minutes....
“What is the matter today? asked Santa. “Today you had less than half an hour conversation on the phone.”
“I got a wrong number,” replied Preeto.

2.Banta fell in love with a porno star and married her. He got an opportunity to watch one of her movie.... the Movie came to an End.
A bit disturbed and annoyed with what he saw, Banta told himself, "Thank God it was just a movie and not reality."

3.It's Christmas time and Santa and Banta decided to go look for a Christmas Tree.
They gathered their axe, a sled, and a broom to brush the trees off so they can get a good look at them. When they finally reach a fine stand of trees, Santa brushes off the first tree, and stands back with Banta to look at it.
"Well, Banta, What do you think?"
"Sorry, Santa, this tree won't do. Let's try another one".
They come upon another nice tree, Santa brushes it off, and they both look at it.
"How about this one?"
"Not quite, Santa. Let's keep looking".
This goes on until nightfall. Both Santa and Banta are cold, tired, and hungry.
"Well, Santa, what do we do now?"
"Banta, I think we should take home the next tree we find, whether it has lights on it or not..."

4.Santa: Mein Shimla ja raha hoon, Me meri biwi tang aa gaya ho, sochta ho jate hau raaste mein meri biwi ko khai mein dhaka de doonga.
Banta: Yaar meri bi ko bhi le ja, use bhi dhaka de dena.
Santa: Theek hai, agar tu bura na maane use vaapsi me dhaka de doon?

5.Santa & Banta go out Fishing
Santa and Banta decided to rent a boat on a lake for their favorite sport fishing.
After fishing for 4 hours at various places around the lake with no luck at all they decided to try one more spot before calling it quits, Suddenly things started to happen, and they caught plenty of fish within twenty minutes.
Banta said, (Hey we should mark this spot, so next time we will know where to come) Santa says good idea, and he took out a can of spray paint and made a large X on the floor of the boat....to mark the spot.... Seeing that Banta shouted, why did you do that, now anyone who rents this boat will know where to fish!

6.An Englishman, an Scotsman and our Banta went on a mountain-climbing expedition together. Everything was going fine until one day, while they were walking along a narrow ledge, an avalanche ripped away the ledge on each side of them.
As they stood there wondering what to do, with the freezing night closing in, there was a strange shimmering in the air and a good fairy appeared, floating in front of them. She raised her wand and declared that, as they had all been good and the expedition was sponsored for charity and so forth, she was to rescue them from their terrible plight. Each of them could wish to be transformed into any bird of their choice in order to get safely off the mountain, and would return to their normal form once they reached home.
She turned first to the Englishman and asked what he wanted to be.
"A swan," he replied, and a beautiful white swan replaced him. Stepping off the ledge, it spread its wings and flew off for England.
The fairy turned to the Scotsman, who immediately and proudly chose a golden eagle, which he became. With a magnificent swoop, he launched from the ledge and soared away, glorying in the freedom of flight as he returned home.
Banta watched the two birds disappearing into the distance from the ledge as the fairy turned to him. "And what bird do you choose?" she asked.
He thought, and mused, then said, "A penguin."